Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
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The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.