Worst Jokes Ever
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
dik.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."