Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Your mum's foreheads.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why are my students so naughty?