Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.