Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."