Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Pop in the toilet.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.