Worst Jokes Ever
I got sad today.
GTA 6
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
A black cat will be racist next.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.