Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!