Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

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  • What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

    How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

    A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

    What's the difference between depression and your ex?

    Depression fucks you harder.

    What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

    You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

    Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

    The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

    Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

    The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

    Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

    Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

    What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

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  • REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

    What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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