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I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because no one will call them daddy.

Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.