Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...