Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.