Worst Jokes Ever
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.