Worst Jokes Ever
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.