What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What runs but never stops?
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
