Worst Jokes Ever
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?