Worst Jokes Ever
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Blue Takis?
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.