Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..