Worst Jokes Ever
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.