Worst Jokes Ever
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I'm all panic and no disco.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Try not to <3.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.