Worst Jokes Ever
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Toot and poop.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
No, "quarter quarter."