Worst Jokes Ever
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Never gonna give you up.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!