Worst Jokes Ever
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What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I like pepper.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
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