Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Kms.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.