Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What’s an emo called Anna?
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Stop it why offends... asf.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.