Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.