Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.