Worst Jokes Ever
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I am a motherfucker.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I sat on a chair.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!