Worst Jokes Ever
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."