Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.