Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.