Worst Jokes Ever
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.