Worst Jokes Ever
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!