Worst Jokes Ever
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.