Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.