Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Who needs parents to be great?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Wanna see my pp again?
I am Paul Walker.