Worst Jokes Ever
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.