Worst Jokes Ever
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Nut
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
#babagang
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.