Worst Jokes Ever
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.