Worst Jokes Ever
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
How is the weather down there?
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.