Worst Jokes Ever
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
You really gay. No questions added.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Your nan is gay.
Your reflection.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!