Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.