Worst Jokes Ever
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.