Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Try not to <3.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Maggot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.