Worst Jokes Ever
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.