Worst Jokes Ever
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Uwuuuuu
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.