Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
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Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Wears pink.
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"