Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Never gonna give you up.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.