Worst Jokes Ever
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Stop bullying.
Puzzle
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
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I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!