Worst Jokes Ever
I killed my cat.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
You are emo.