Worst Jokes Ever

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.