Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol