Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Toby Fox.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
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