Worst Jokes Ever
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.