Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Never gonna give you up.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

When you fail art school.

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.