Worst Jokes Ever
For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment.
In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo).
During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854.
Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.
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What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Life.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
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