Yo Mama Is Too Big For Dora

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how freakin' HUGE yo mama is. Like, she's so big, even Dora the Explorer with her map and backpack can't explore all of her. And you know Dora explores *everything*! I know you are not the sharpest crayon in the box, but damn!

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama so fat that I hugged her and she farted.

Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so big that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so ugly that not even Godzilla would step on her.