Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo Mama Is Too Big For Dora
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how freakin' HUGE yo mama is. Like, she's so big, even Dora the Explorer with her map and backpack can't explore all of her. And you know Dora explores *everything*! I know you are not the sharpest crayon in the box, but damn!
SanaSana
Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat Eminem.
PanDulce
Yo mama so fat that I hugged her and she farted.
Mangoes&Chili
Yo mama so mean that your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
ChiliDulcePelon
Yo mama so strict that she wants you home before, during, and after dark.
Mermaid
Yo mama so big that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.
Selena Gomez
Yo mama so short that she has a pet ant.
BarbieBesitos
Yo mama so ugly that not even Godzilla would step on her.
Frescas Con Crema
Yo mama so hairy that she braids her elbows.