Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Stop bullying.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.