Worst Jokes Ever
My will to live.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Glad to present you a wood clock.
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My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.