Worst Jokes Ever
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Louie's parents tried this.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Ethan Rice
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!