Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.