Worst Jokes Ever
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I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
I am a motherfucker.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.