Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.