Worst Jokes Ever
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
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Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yeeeeeeeet!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Nut
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
What is this joke?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country