Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!