Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.