Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.