Worst Jokes Ever
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Me when:
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄