Worst Jokes Ever
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Your mom gay.
Justin Bieber
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
My acquaintance, William.
My mental health.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.