Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
It was 9/10.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."