Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
The Americans.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
My favorite website.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
His face.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.