Worst Jokes Ever
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Pop a choccy milk!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."