Worst Jokes Ever
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"