Worst Jokes Ever
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.