Worst Jokes Ever
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*