Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
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Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.