Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Oh, brother!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!