Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Pop a choccy milk!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD