Worst Jokes Ever

Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

You and your mom.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Bird Box.

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

What do you call a Mexican without a car?

Carlos.