Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
2+2=7
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.