Worst Jokes Ever

I love my dog, Sadie.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Big pp suck sook.

Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

Rob: .....BECKY :3

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.

Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!

2+2=7

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.