Worst Jokes Ever
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Stinky Steve.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.