Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
U geiy haha lol.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.