Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.