Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
The earth is not round.
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Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.