Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
I love my dog, Sadie.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I don't think jokes are very funny.