Worst Jokes Ever
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
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What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.