Worst Jokes Ever
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Ask a darkie for a light.
Uranus has 27 moons.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
You're gay.