Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
I don't get mitosis.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.