Worst Jokes Ever
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What is a "dad?"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.