Worst Jokes Ever
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.