Worst Jokes Ever
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.