Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"