Worst Jokes Ever
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.