Worst Jokes Ever
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
PP in the poo poo.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.