Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
I love you papi's! No homo.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"