Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

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Kenya believe it?

Can anyone talk with me? Bored...

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!