Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
McDonald's :)
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.