Worst Jokes Ever
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Bird Box.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
You and your mom.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.