Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.