Worst Jokes Ever
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Ur mum.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
May and its gang.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!