Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. ππ
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.