Worst Jokes Ever
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.