Worst Jokes Ever
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Cameron and Pav.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Christianity.