Worst Jokes Ever
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.