Worst Jokes Ever
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
Why am I so sad?
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.