Worst Jokes Ever
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
PP in the poo poo.
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
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A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!