Worst Jokes Ever
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)