Worst Jokes Ever
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.