Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?