Worst Jokes Ever
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!