Worst Jokes Ever
Hello.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?