Worst Jokes Ever
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.