Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
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Wife is texting husband:
"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"
Husband: "seilghsielguG"
Wife: "Seriously, David?"
Husband: "fuweyadb"
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...