Worst Jokes Ever
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
How's it going @#$!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.