Worst Jokes Ever
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"